I tweeted. Relied on social media. I said,
"help. I am being held prisoner by cats and coffee. Can't go to work. Oh, help me. Please. I can't take it. Or bring another cup p&ty."
Well, nobody came to help me up, or even get me more coffee. If I hadn't had to get up and pee, I'd still be there. It was an effort, let me tell you. The cats saw no reason to let me up. Good think I wasn't waiting for someone to rescue me.
Since I was up, I went to work. Now I want to go to bed.