Only problem, the rant is not mine. It's AKA Alice. Go read. It's good.
How many shoes do you have? This is really a double barreled question.
How many shoes in your current running rotation?
How many items do you have that fasten to your feet, all up? Shoes, boots, sandals, slippers, even the ragged old shoes you use for mowing the lawn or wading in the muck.
My answers? 1 and 13 respectively, which is an all time high. Scientists haven't invented the number to describe how many shoes my wife has. I live in fear that they will be the nucleus of a black hole.
There's a bunch of ABC stuff going round the blogosphere. But I will stand firm. There won't be none of that here.
Are you distracted from noticing that I haven't blogged about my workout on Thursday OR Friday? Yes? Good.