tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3368504086012529655.post4475620876237119033..comments2024-03-27T11:00:55.885-06:00Comments on Keith's Odyssey to Planet Fitness: I had a Julie-izationKeithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09364395150014197905noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3368504086012529655.post-70007005351285739112009-11-15T15:21:41.833-07:002009-11-15T15:21:41.833-07:00Oh, you smug Kanadian you. Glaven's right - w...Oh, you smug Kanadian you. Glaven's right - we're sick and tire of looking up your taint. And if you'd put one some shorts instead of a RUNNING SKIRT, it wouldn't have to be like this. Have you no shame?<br /><br />Oh, wait - that's me. I'M the shamelss, exposed hussy in the skirt. Carry on, Kanadia, carry on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3368504086012529655.post-39307180361495582262009-11-14T07:39:32.704-07:002009-11-14T07:39:32.704-07:00#1. We will give up G and send him to Canada. No...#1. We will give up G and send him to Canada. No worries. You can claim him.<br /><br />#2. Hockey - that's just un-Canadian of you. All of YOU love it and bleed hockey.<br /><br />#3. I was born in Detroit - that's like southern Canada, right? We used to run over for dinner at our favorite Chinese restaurant. OK, that's just weird...Missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15398496906384738920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3368504086012529655.post-2781243364312789862009-11-13T15:47:34.811-07:002009-11-13T15:47:34.811-07:00awesome realizations keith. this is going to be a...awesome realizations keith. this is going to be an exciting year for you and i look forward to being witness to it!!Susihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12982728756250531737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3368504086012529655.post-50428404621486248042009-11-13T07:28:04.794-07:002009-11-13T07:28:04.794-07:00GQH. I'll tell you a secret. Not all Canadian&...GQH. I'll tell you a secret. Not all Canadian's like hockey, at least not all the time. Take Leaf's fans, for example. They haven't liked hockey for several generations. <br /><br />Not liking Canadians is a bigger handicap. I suggest Quebec or Newfoundland, and depending on exactly how the political winds are blowing Alberta is a possibility. If there's talk of separation from Canada, it's from one of those places.Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09364395150014197905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3368504086012529655.post-86841564568139016592009-11-13T06:52:29.645-07:002009-11-13T06:52:29.645-07:00Life is good.
Sure, if you're a Canadian, it ...<i>Life is good.</i><br /><br />Sure, if you're a <i>Canadian</i>, it is.<br /><br />But <i>I'm</i> stuck in this hellhole of a country below yours and, even though I've given serious thought to becoming a Canadian - especially during the previous Preznit-dential administration - I can't because I don't like hockey.<br /><br />Or Canadians.<br /><br />So I'm stuck down here, staring up at Canada's taint. <br /><br />Cover up, shameless Kanada!Glaven Q. Heisenberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08223203230634447543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3368504086012529655.post-78837979604681766902009-11-13T05:19:53.159-07:002009-11-13T05:19:53.159-07:00"That if I didn't push myself I wouldn..."That if I didn't push myself I wouldn't improve. That if I never fail or risk failure, I'm not trying hard enough." Very well said! I'm going to be thinking of these words when I bike today.<br /><br />You've come a long way, baby! :) :) :)Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05255136788289244187noreply@blogger.com