I nearly fell asleep several times in yoga class. We were doing lots of stuff on our backs, and I was tired. From something she said at the beginning of class, I was singing this to myself.
The knee police, she lives inside of my pose
The knee police, she looks up from my toes
The knee police, she watches during tree
She knows that talk is free, and we'll cheat if we can
And when we do some poses I don't think I'll survive the class, the class
Cause she's waiting for me
Cause she's looking at me
Every single pose all night
Those watchers of my pose
(with apologies to Cheap Trick)
I picked up the swag bag for Chinook. The hard part was getting the ATA card. I found the page all right on my phone, but every time I tried to type something, the keyboard slid down. I've never seen that happen before. It was infuriating. Eventually the volunteers took pity on me and let me borrow the laptop. Here's the stuff.